I have been debating about posting this for a while.
Tragic confession – I watch chainsaw fail videos. I can’t seem to help it! It’s like a secret indulgence.
It’s not that I want to revel in someone else’s misery. It’s not that I want to feel superior and look down on the poor souls in the video.
I just can’t resist. What did they do wrong? Could that happen to me? What would I have done differently? Is it shocking? Does it look expensive? It’s like I gotta see it.
Part of the problem is my buddies keep sending me stuff. So I can blame them?
So I had thought about posting something here, but I was reluctant for a two reasons…
1) I was loathe to admit my weakness for this alarming habit.
2) I don’t want to be known as the “chainsaw fail guy”. I really enjoy posting my thoughts about equipment here, and I wanted to shy away from cheap thrills or viral entertainment.
But what can I say, in a weak moment I’m going to throw this out there and see what you guys think.
Clip 1:
This guy looks to be wearing all the proper gear and might be a professional. But the tree is old and rotten, and all hell breaks loose while he is in a very bad position.
Clip 2:
A couple of things went wrong at the same time here. First of all, the guy’s aim was off, and he fell the tree right into another standing tree. When that happens, all bets are off, and in this case it pitched the trunk in his direction. But it looks like he pinched his saw, and instead of just leaving it and getting out of harm’s way, he wrestled with it for a few seconds. Hopefully he escaped with no injuries.
Clip 3:
This is a big boy! Everything appears to be going well until right at the end, when the sky opens up and a bunch of branches land on this guy’s head!
Clip 4:
These guys drop this tree right on this house. Looks like an expensive mistake.
Clip 5:
Whew, based on the way this guy goes about cutting this tree, what he’s wearing, etc. I suspect he has never done this before. The way this thing lands, it is going to be a huge and likely dangerous challenge to finish off. What a mess, and it’s in somebody’s front yard!
Clip 6:
Oh boy. We have an amateur perched on top of a giant extension ladder with a chainsaw. What could go wrong? We see the initial branch drop, and then with the next piece enough weight comes off that limb that it springs up a bit. That was just enough to eliminate the support for the ladder, so down comes our arborist. I would think this resulted in injury.
Clip 7:
I watched this clip several times. It looked like he was wedging this giant tree, and it fell in the direction he intended. But right on top of a house? Yikes. I hope he has good insurance.
Clip 8:
This dude does his sawing, and the heavy equipment operator does his pushing, and the end up with the tree right on a house. Another case that I can’t make any sense of.
Clip 9:
This guy is lucky he didn’t get hurt. You could see the point where he realizes the massive tree he’s cutting is going to end up on the house. Instead of running away out of the danger zone, he attempts to shove it a bit. Nope, not effective. Mayhem ensues.
Clip 10:
Oof, this is scary to watch. They guy is properly secured to a bucket truck, but when the limb comes down on the bucket he is rag-dolled, thrown out like he was a sack of potatoes.
Clip 11:
It’s kind of wild, right at the beginning of the clip you can see the Fedex truck go buy. I guess it was that guy’s lucky day. Then along comes the little economy car, and he or she gets the surprise of their life. The way that car is sitting, I’m guessing it completely ruined the rear frame and suspension. Why these guys were felling the tree right towards a public road in the first place, I can’t imagine. But to not close it off to car and foot traffic was a big mistake.
Clip 12:
This is another scary one. This guy is bucking this long but it apparently had quite a bit of bending tension on it. Once he gets past a certain point, it pops and swats him like a fly. It looks like he is struggling to stand up there at the end, hopefully he was not seriously injured.
Clip 13:
Another amateur, another tree, another house. You can see this guy notched it and put a rope on it in a feeble attempt to guard against ending crashing through the roof. Didn’t work.
Clip 14:
I’m not sure what started this tree tipping the wrong way. It could’ve been bad luck, or maybe there was something on the other side just out of frame for the camera. But the backhoe operator realized there was no saving the situation, and jumped out.
Clip 15:
I guess it’s better to drop a tree on your work truck rather than some customer’s house? I guess I would rather not do either. So suffice it to say, these guys are going to need a new truck!
Clip 16:
It looks like this guy was worried he would get shaken off the tree, so he tethered himself to it. Well guess what, he was right. Assuming he was ok and not injured… I wonder how he’s going to get down from there?
Leave a comment to let me know your thoughts.